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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty. — Norm Crosby
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. — John Wilmot
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great. ― Golda Meir
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. ― Hedy Lamarr
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ― Mae West
It’s not truethat I had nothing on. I had the radio on. ― Marilyn Monroe
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. — H. L. Mencken
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it. — Clarence Darrow
If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. — Anon
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? — Scott Adams
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